In the sex industry some terms are commonly used that every monger should know. Becoming familiar with these terms will make you not stand out as a noob in the scene and be taken advantage of. Here are a few of the most commonly used sex industry terminology.

AGENCY:  Agency is a company managing a group of prostitutes/escorts . They manage calls, bookings, meeting arrangements etc.

ANALINGUS: Leaking anus because of uretero-sigmoid fistula.

ANGRY DRAGON: The girl gives you a blowjob. You blow your load in her mouth and smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she’ll look like an angry dragon.

ARABIAN GOGGLES: rare sexual technique. Male squats on girls head, facing her leg and puts the balls on her eyes. She then gives him a big blow. A difficult position but surely gives a different test.

ARSE BANDIT: A homosexual

ASIAN COWGIRL:  Sexual position where girl is on top and squatting.

ASS BOY: A term for male homo.

ASS PEDDLER: A person who sells him or herself sexually

ATM: ass to mouth. Penis, finger or toy may be used in this procedure.

ATTEMPTS: trying to orgasm

AUNT FLO: Menstruating woman, menstrual blood.

AUTOMATIC: Prostitutes go out to get clients “automatically” when they are not under pimp’s control. It happens when pimps are out of town or in jail.

AROUND THE WORLD: vaginal intercourse (chiefly from trucking industry).

BABYBACK = petite, young and mouthwatering Asian woman.

BABY ‘HO: Very young prostitute. Usually 12 yrs of age or even less.

BACK-DOOR MAN: Lover of a married woman

BALLSACKING:Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if can do it, an amazing experience. While fucking her, take your bag and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.

BAREBACKING: unprotected sex. Some HIV positive men will not reveal their status but offer extra money. Also sought by others whose HIV status is unknown. Almost everyone in prostitution very long becomes hepatitis C positive.

BBW: big beautiful woman.

BEAR CLAW: A term for extremely large pussy lips.

BEEF CURTAIN: The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.

BEER DICK: This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.

BED DANCING: a strip club performance in which a naked or nearly naked woman will dance on top of a clothed man on a bed in a private room. Often leads to frank prostitution

BE ON THE RAG:  have one’s menstrual period stronger than ‘period’

BFE: boy friend experience

BITCH (AS WELL AS CUNT, ‘HO, SLUT, ETC.): Widely used term for prostitutes. Pimps or customers usually refer prostitutes with this term.

BLOW YOUR WAD: To ejaculate, to denote surprise or excitement

BLUE JAY: A term used to indicate blow job.

Blue Pill: Viagra or aphrodisiac pill.

BLUMPY: She give you blow while you are on shitter. May not be comfortable for her but surely gives you unique pleasure.

BOB: Bulky bitch or unusually obese woman.

BOINK: having sex with

BONER: A term to indicate erection.

BOTTOM BITCH (PREVIOUSLY BOTTOM LADY): A pimp who controls multiple prostitutes and appoints one to supervise others to see if there is any disobedience. Such prostitute in future will often become pimps, madams and escort service operators themselves.

BREAK A BITCH: when the pimp, or someone acting for him, takes all the money a prostituted person has earned. It may be done several times a day.

BREAKING IN A NEW BITCH: When a pimp forces a prostitute to become his subordinate.

THE BRONCO: She is in doggy style and you give her some good minutes. When she is at her peak, grab her boobs tightly and say you love another girl. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to get rid of you.

BROWN BAGGING IT: You find a girl with mouthwatering figure but horribly ugly face. Why not enjoy the body. Cover her face with a nice smiley art on a brown paper bag and bang as usual.

BROWN NECKTIE: You’re about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.

BRUNSKI: Putting head in between her boobs and rub ferociously. Supplement your pleasure by saying “Brunski” in a very drawn out and exaggerated way.

BUGGER: Ass lover guy.

BUNGHOLE :  anus. Very popular usage among US adolescents due to MTV’s Beavis and Butthead

BUNS: buttocks

BUTTER FACE: A chick with amazing sexy figure but horribly ugly face.

CAMEL TOES: vagina when seen through a tight pair of jeans or pants

THE CARPET CLEANER: While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and move around the room pressing her face on the carpet. Not easy with large women.

CAR TRICK, CAR DATE: prostituted person is picked from the street by a john for the purpose of having sex in the vehicle. Very dangerous, because once in the car, she is isolated and under his control. He can do anything, including robbery, assault, dumping her naked in a remote area, or even murder. Entering a vehicle with more than one man in it, or getting into a closed van is even more dangerous.

CATHOUSE: Synonym for whorehouse

CATCHER: usually younger, “wannabe pimps”, who watch prostitutes on “the track” or in other prostitution venues, to ensure that they are following the pimp’s orders.

CC RIDER: full service provider priced at $200 or less

CHERRY: Hymen, state of being verginal standard colloquial term

CHICKEN: Gay term for male homosexual.

CHICKEN HAWK: Gay male who engages with underage males.

THE CHILI DOG : When you take a hot dump on a girl’s tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.

CHOCOLATE CHA CHA: Ass fucking

CHOKE THE CHICKEN: Act of masturbating

CHUBBY CHASER: male who loves fucking fat homosexuals

CIM: cum in mouth.

CLIPPED: Circumcised man

CIRCLE JERK: An event where a group of males stand facing each other in a circle, everyone masturbating

Clit Fight: A sexual game between two women. The sex fight game, played between two women who fuck each other with clits.

COCK RING: A circular plastic or metal worn at the base of penis to help in erection.

COCK: Popular term for penis

COCKSMOKER/ COCKSUCKER: A male who sucks another male’s cock. Canadian term.

COME: To ejaculate/ release the loads.

COME STAIN: Stain produced by semen. Someone who is a real jerk.

COVER: condom- used to stay away from STIs.

CIRCUIT (OR TRACK): a fixed area where prostituted people are regularly available. This can be the area around a group of strip clubs and pornography stores or a particular stretch of street.

CLEVELAND STEAMER: The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the titties.

CLUB EXECUTIVE: manages sex industry clubs and bars. Often claims to own or partially own the business. Often they do not, but are acting to conceal ownership by one of the communities major “respectable businessmen” or organized crime. Attempts to trace true ownership often lead only to holding companies and corporations that only exist in some attorney’s office.

COCK-STUFFING: A rare practice among gay people. It involves inserting cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.) into urethra regularly to make it wider. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thereby making it ready to receive a dick. Wow!

COMBAT ZONE: Authority tries to confine sexually oriented businesses to a small area protecting larger proportion of residents. Here people are poor and legitimate businesses are limited. This zone is vulnerable for high rates of crime and drug dealing.

THE COMPTON GANGBANG: You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she’s about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang on guys too. I know you’ve got some fat girlfriends to help you out.)

The Concoction: Fuck your menstruating partner and pour your juice on the floor. Then let your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Then paint yourselves with this like you are child again.

CORN: Saying a girl “corn” means she is so beautiful, attractive and mind-blowing that you will happily eat the corn out of her shit. Also means anus.

COUCH BOMBING: Fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco or any lubrication, place it between the cushions on the couch. Then bang the couch assuming it your GF. You will save the dinner for real GF.

CUM DUMPSTER: A quadriplegic whore

COUCH DANCING: a strip club performance which may vary from club to club and area to area. Sometimes it will involve dancing on a box between the trick’s legs, other times it will consist of straddling the trick while he lies on a couch. The customer usually is clothed, while the woman is naked or nearly so. It may take place in an open club area, or in a private booth set up to facilitate direct prostitution.

CRAPPER: Lavatory/washroom/toilet

CREAM ONE’S JEANS: To ejaculate in underwear due to intense sexual emotion or watching a nude scene.

CRUISING: Going a long drive in order to find streetwalkers.

CUPS OF COFFEE: orgasms or releasing the jizz.

CURRY QUEEN: gay male who loves to fuck East Indian homosexuals

DADDY: prostitutes call pimps by this name.

DAISY CHAIN: Partner (A) is sucking off or eating out partner (B) who is sucking off or eating out partner (C) and so on until the final person is sucking off or eating out partner (A). Partners can be gay, lesbian or straight.

DAVEY CROCKETT: Put some muscle relaxant in your partner’s snizzpod, then drive your head through the relaxed hole as a coonskin cap. May give you a little warmth in those chilly nights.

DICKWAD: A person who acts like a jerk. Asshole

DIDDLE: To have sex with screaming and laughing.

DIESEL DYKE: masculine lesbian

DINK/DONG: Penis

DIRTY SWIRLY: If you bang your girl near a shitter or washroom, after completing your ejaculation pres her head in the toilet and flush. Oh horrible!!!

DIY: do it yourself, a slang term for masturbation

DOGGIE: Common sexual position where the girl assumes dog style, i.e. on hands and knees. Man rides from behind.

DOG IN A BATHTUB: Trying to dip your ball in her asshole. It is as hard as keeping a dog in a bathtub.

DONKEY PUNCH: Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass, and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female’s ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate.

DOO-DOO: A shitload

DOUBLES: A threesome with two girls and a man.

DP: double penetration, two guys on one girl. One through front door, second one through back door.

DRAG QUEEN: A person who loves to wear feminine clothes

DUTCH OR DUTCH FUCK: Rubbing your cock in between girl’s boobs

DUTCH OVEN: Giving your sleeping partner the best surprise by farting under a bed cover and wrapping it around her head. The best stink will be ever memorable.

DVDA: The abbreviation for “double-anal, double-vaginal”. This is the term used when a girl takes four cocks in two holes. A hard core porn industry norm

ESCORT SERVICE: organization operating chiefly through cell phones and pagers, which sends prostituted people to the trick’s location (an outcall), or arranges to have the customer come to a house or apartment which may be the workplace of a single woman or actually a small brothel (an incall). Some are networked with others and can assemble large numbers of women for parties and conventions. Others serve those with special tastes such as children or sadomasochism.

FACIAL: Ejaculate on girls face. It’s gratifying to leave some seeds into her mouth.

FAG HAG: A fat, ugly lady who can’t manage her BF rather hangs around gay men.

FAGGOT: homosexual male used by gays to refer to each other

FELCHING: A gay activity where one fag fucks another fag in the ass and then sucks the jizz out with a straw. Only inindicated for those of you who are considering going to jail.

FELLATIO: oral sex. May be homosexual or heterosexual

FIRE AND ICE: a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice

THE FIRE ISLAND: Tell someone that you are going to harvest your cum-seed on their face half-jokingly. If he doesn’t believe you then just do it and prove that you are that demented.

FISH: Attractive woman. Used by males – go fisshing

FISH-HOOK: When you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.

FISTING: Driving closed fist into a woman’s vagina. It may be an erotic act.

FLAMING AMAZON: When you are fucking a chick and about to blow, take a lighter and set fire in her pubic hairs. Then extinguish the fire with your huge load.

FLASH YOUR GASH: Invitation to do sex.

FLOODING THE CAVE: Inserting the penis into a woman’s pussy and then urinating inside her. Applies to butt pirates as well.

THE FLYING CAMEL: It happens when she is on her back and you are boning her with knees. Then youn very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then extend your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.

THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: A phrase that sounded dirty and would be shouted out during intercourse on occasion simply for the novelty factor. However, its popularity increased and it has now developed into a specific act, namely that of, just as you are about to blow a load, in any sort of sexual situation (even masturbation for those true pioneers who are constantly on the cutting edge of the sexual revolution) you begin to shout, “Here comes the Flying Dutchman!” This should confuse your sexual partner (or whoever is in hearing range) completely, sometimes causing interesting side effects.

FRENCH TICKLER: A condom with appendages on the end usually to give more sensation to the vaginal wall

FRONTS: money a pimp will give his victims to use for cab fare, drinks and condoms. Also called “walking around money”.

FS:  full service meaning both oral and vaginal penetration.

FUR BALL: You are sucking a huge bulky trollop who has a mane at pubic area. A mammoth hair ball gets lodged into your throat.

THE GAME: General term for sex industry. Pimps are called “players”.

GANGBANG: A group of person fucking one person one by one, non-stop, forcefully.

GET BENT/GET IT ON/GET LAID: get fucked

GET BRAIN: Synonymous to blow job

GET COMFORTABLE: get totally naked

GET OFF: ejaculate

GLORY HOLE: A hole in toilet partition. May be used for sexual purpose. Good for BJ

GOBSTOPPER: With two hands, spread your tramp’s anus open, then spit a big-ass loogie down the asshole then close it back up. You can give her a smack on the ass when you’re done, if you want.

GOB THE KNOB: Give me a blowjob.

GOLDEN SHOWER: Act of urinating on passive sex partner. Maybe you are at your climax, just passed your jizz and finally give your partner a golden shower.

GREEK: Delivering your load into her eyes like you are gluing her eyelids.

GROSTULATION : Rectal spasm during ass fucking. Gives a good feeling in your dick.

GUMMER: Blow job from an old (toothless) person

HALF AND HALF: Type of prostitution where the girl offers both oral and vaginal sex. Package price may be lower than individual service.

HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICH: Eating a woman’s box after you ejaculate all over it. A delightful, tasty combination of her yummy meat curtains with your added cheesy topping is sure to appeal to anyone’s appetite.

HAND JOB: prostitute brings her client to orgasm by manual masturbation. In massage parlors, called a “hand finish”.

HAPPY ENDING: After a sensational massage by a beautiful girl you enjoy a happy ending with handjob or blowjob.

HARD-ON: To have an erection

HARDWOOD FLOORS: Neat and clean vagina. Who don’t love driving on hardwood floors?

HERSHEY HIGHWAY: When plugging your partner in the ass, you feel some hot diarrhea. Don’t insult her. Rather arouse her by saying that you are feeling extra lube.

HIGH DIVE: Act of taking your dick out of her ass and in one motion jamming it home again. Best suited for use in the corn hole, but can be very dangerous.

THE HINDENBURG: When an nuke slut gives you BJ, it feels like scrapping your stick. Say “Oh! The humanity”

‘HO: person being prostituted. Short for whore.

HODGIE: An extrovert gay who openly influences others by the showing his the penis

HOGGING: While drunk, high, or just plain desperate, you go searching for the fattest bitch you can find and proceed to ride her like a Harley. Best done with large groups friends.

HOLE IN ONE: The act of sticking your dick in your own ass.

HOTDOG IN A HALLWAY: When stuffing the stick, you realize your dick isn’t even touching the walls of her vagina, kind of like tossing a hotdog in a hallway.

HOT LUNCH: Laying a cylindrical piece of shit directly into a girl’s mouth.

HOT KARL: The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the same man who moments earlier was balls deep in her can.

HUMMER: a blowjob version in which a broad hums her favorite tune while she sucks your dick. The vibrations felt against your dick will certainly give a heavenly orgasm.

HUNG: Having a large penis

HUSTLER: someone who will do anything for money: sell drugs, steal, scam and pimp. Also more specific to a person prostituted in the gay trade.

THE INDIAN COCK BURN: While a chick sucks you off, she twists her hand around your shaft as if she was trying to give you an Indian burn.

ITALIAN: penis rubbing between butt cheeks

JACK SHACK: Masturbation while watching a model showing her cloths. Almost always have facilities for on-site prostitution.

THE JEDI MIND TRICK: While banging your girl, you repeatedly shout “I’m not fucking you, I’m not fucking you”.

THE JELLY DONUT: Give the slut a facial and follow it up with a swift hit in the nose. The resulting blood and jizz that covers her face will look like a jelly donut.

JOHN: Client of prostitute. They are the heart of prostitution business. May also derive from euphemism for toilet.

JUGS: Boobs

JUNGLE FEVER: Female who is desperate to have sex with black men

KENNEBUNKPORT SURPRISE: The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England clam chowder, and screaming in disgust as you spew it in your partner’s kitty while eating her out.

KICK-FUCKING: The act of receiving sexual gratification from repeatedly getting kicked in the ass.

KITTY: vagina

KNOCK UP: To impregnate

LACE CURTAINS: foreskin

THE LANDSHARK: Your slut will position herself facing a wall, full naked, hands against the wall and bending so that her ass is open and ready to receive a big banana. You walk to another end of the room, raise your hands above the head simulating a shark. Then upon getting a signal, you run towards the girl at full speed with full erect cock and ram it right into her ass.

LAP DANCING: strip club act in which a woman will grind her body into the lap of a trick. The trick is usually clothed and the woman is semi-naked or full-naked.

LICK HITTER: severely addicted person who prostitutes just enough to get a dose of drugs or alcohol. When that weans, she is back on the “track” until she can get another dose.

LOP COCK: Circumcised penis

THE LORENA BOBBIT: For the female ones. While doing hardcore booty sex you squeeze your butts as tight as possible. Then move it violently back and forth jerking and jumping in an attempt to stun your partner with a fracture penis!

LOT LIZARD: Prostitute who picks clients at truck stops. She may serve a particular trucker for a long period while travelling with him.

LUCKY PIERRE: The one sandwiched between other tow in a threesome

MADAME: Senior female pimp who manages a brothel or prostitution area. Maybe she is a former prostitute and with time gained the control of a group.

MAMASAN: female manager of a massage parlor

MEAT PUPPET/MEAT: Penis

THE MELLON DIVE: Headbutting a woman’s big fat titties. Always lots of fun.

THE MENTHOL: The act of getting suction from a chick who just moments earlier ate a numerous amounts of cough syrup, thus giving a pleasurable, tingly feeling on your cock.

MISSIONARY: Most common sexual position where the man is on top, girl on back.

MONKEY WRENCH: When some sadistic bitch takes your dick back between your legs and sucks you off.

MONROE TRANSFER: Transferring your shit to your partners rectum by connecting both your asshole with a tube.

THE MORK: Made famous by Robin Williams on Mork & Mindy, stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girl’s ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. (Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo!).

MORNING WOOD: Erection of the penis first thing in the morning usually goes off after urination.

MOSES: A person who enjoys sex with a menstruating woman.

THE MOTORBOAT: A type of oral sex in which you imitate the sound of a motorboat by placing your lips on her clit and blowing air.

MUFF TEASER: Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word.

NEW JERSEY MEAT-HOOK: Like digital rectal examination. It involves screwing your girls ass with a finger while feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind.

NUT: Testes

OUTLAW: prostituted person generally successful in avoiding control by pimps.

OYSTER: A dangerous act where you numb your balls with ice and put the bag into your chick’s mouth. Then let her munch on them.

OWO: oral without condom

PAPASAN: male manager of a massage parlor

PARTY HAT: condom. Protected sex.

PATTYCAKE: You are banging a slut doggy style while toy friend gets her head. It get a quick game of pattycake going.

PAYING THE RENT: A sexual position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders, while the man holds the back of her calves and bangs ferociously.

PEARL NECKLACE: It happens when you leave your load on her neck that takes the shape of a lovely jewelry.

PECKER CHEESE: Granular white substance lodged between foreskin and glans penis. Smegma.

PECKER TRACKS: Semen stain left over on a sheet of paper or other similar object after masturbation

PEE-PEE: penis

PEEP SHOWS, LIVE SEX SHOWS: usually found in pornography stores. The trick stays behind a glass partition, and directs sexual activity by women and/or men, with or without sex toys and other props, to fulfill his fantasies.

THE PIG ROAST: While you’re plugging some girl’s hole doggie style, (up the corn hole or the fun-hole, pick your poison) she’s blowing your best friend’s cock at the same time, hence simulating a pig on a spit.

PILLOW BITER: more commonly known as a homosexual. A phrase describing the common position of the bumholerous fuckerous

PIMP: A middleman who are contractors of prostitutes. They help settle price for clients. They manage girls to serve the client and takes commission.

PINK GLOVE: Not a sweet experience. It is really boring if she is not wet enough to give you the frictionless move. . When you finally pull out to pay her, the inside of her twat sticks to your dick.

THE PIRATE’S TREASURE: Sometimes while hammering your bitch through the backdoor, you strike a bulky load of shit. So you find your buried treasure deep in her booty and shout out “Argh!” just like a pirate.

POCKET POOL: to play with your dick discreetly with your hands in the pocket

POON TANG: vagina, pussy slang

POOPSHOOT: Fucking the asshole

THE POPCORN TRICK: While in cinema with your GF, you buy her a tub of popcorn. Keep it on your nap and carefully make hole at the bottom of the tub. Then guide your penis through the whole and ask your GF to eat popcorn. She will be stunned finding your stick in the tub.

PRIVATE DANCE: couch, bed or other “dances” which often take place in private rooms at an extra charge. The client may offer tips for direct prostitution.

PULL THE PIN: to masturbate

PURPLE MUSHROOM: While getting sucked by your chick, take your dick out a bit and hit back her cheek. Just like purple mushroom!

QUIM NUTS: refers to a particularly hanging flabby vagina

RABBIT: a prostituted person who goes from one pimp to another too frequently.

 

 

RAINBOW KISS: when a menstruating woman indulges in reciprocal oral sex with a man (“69ing”) and mixes his semen with her vaginal secretions and blood during a passionate kiss after orgasming in each other’s mouths.

RANCH: The action and content of a male ejaculation

RED TIDE: menstrual period. ‘red’ clearly means blood.

REAR ADMIRAL: Real manhood! You staff your cock from back while both of are standing. She has no support to hold on. Now hit your hip on your chick’s butt violently so that she get imbalanced. You will surely enjoy watch her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips

RED WINGS: Navigating the moose knuckle with your tongue while discovering the girl is on her rag.

RENEGADE: prostitute not under control of a pimp.

REVERSE COWGIRL/RCG:  girl on top but facing upwards.

THE RODEO: Similar to the Bronco. You start with fucking a chick from behind. At a pre-arranged time you grab her hair with one hand just as several friends bust into the room. See if you can hang on for 8 seconds cowboy.

RUSSIAN:  Sexual experience by fucking breasts.

THE RUSTY TROMBONE: It is when a less attractive lady gives her tongue deep in your chute. She squirms her tongue as she does then reach around to pump you like a Catholic priest doing an Alter Boy, thus simulating a trombone player.

SAUSAGE JOCKEY: Male homosexuals engaging in bottom sex

THE SCREWNICORN: When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and attempts to entertain her partner like a crazed unicorn.

THE SEATBELT: While one fag straddles his partners cock, he receives a blowjob from the fruitcake on the bottom.

SELF-SERVICE:  Masturbating on your own.

SEX FIGHT:  A sexual game in which players stimulate each other and the last one to come wins.

SHILL: A pimp or person involved in prostitution industry who act like a satisfied customer to attract more customers.

SHIRLEY TEMPLE: Load your chick’s menstruating pussy with soft drink and then eat her out.

THE SHOCKER: Insert index and middle finger into front door and pinky into back door. After fingering her in double ways for a few minutes, take out all fingers and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.

SHOP VAC: Special service where your girl takes your entire package (balls and all) into her mouth and gives you a vacuum like suction. An event to remember in the future.

SHOOT OFF/SHOOT ONE’S LOAD/SHOOT ONE’S WAD: To ejaculate
SHOT ON GOAL: Act of ejaculation. Usually numerical way like one shot on goal, two shots on goal etc.

SHOWER DANCING: strip club performance in which women are placed naked in a transparent shower. Paying customers may be allowed to apply soap or lotions to their bodies.

SHRIMPING: Licking on or sucking her toes.

SIXTY-NINE: Reciprocal oral sex. Often more gratifying.

SKIING: A girl sandwiches between two guys while facing in the same direction and simulates some hardcore cross-country action

SKULL FUCK: fellatio, blow job, gummer, hummer

spank the monkey/ squirt -n- spurt: To masturbate

SNERD NURGLING: Moving your anal lovers turds about within his/her lower intestine with your hard cock. Popular with the lavender boys, hence the expression, “Oh Lance, Nergle me you Snerd”

SNOODLING: Act between two homos. One guy covers the dickhead of another guy by pulling his foreskin. It can be used at as a great derogatory term as in, “You Snoodler!”

SNOWBALL: A girl just gave your friend a blow and kept his seeds in her mouth. Then she gives you a wet kiss and passes some fresh jizz in your mouth. What a horrible experience.

THE SNUFF: Lovingly fuck the shit out of your virgin or ragging girlfriend and wipe your bloody member across her face

SOUTH OF THE BORDER: genital area.

SPINNER:  very petite and slim girl

STD: sexually transmitted disease. May be acquired by all forms of unprotected sex.

STINGY NUT: Jerking off an ugly girl’s ass by bending her if she is not enough sexy to give a bang.

STRANGER ON THE ROCKS: Numbing your hand by inserting in icepacks and then jerking off. Spanken not stirred.

STREETWALKER, ‘WALKER: someone who primarily attracts clients by walking the street and making nonverbal signs that they are available. May do car tricks or have a motel room nearby.

STRIP CLUBS: a legal way of prostitution in which women and men take their clothes off for the sexual stimulation of customers. Often have private “VIP rooms” for on-site prostitution.

STROLL: path frequently used by street walkers

SUD N’ FUD: If your new GF refuses straight sex just because you merely know each other then proceed to alternative way. Leather her armpit or any soft joint with soap and make it enough slippery to fuck off.

SURFING: This happens when you bang a fat woman. As you watch the rippling effect of her rolls with every thrust, along with the feeling of being drenched, off balance, out of control, and in danger, you get the sense of riding the ultimate wave.

SWIMMER’S EAR: The act of syringing your load in your girl’s ear after getting a sweet blowjob.

TEABAG: The guy assumes squatting position and puts his balls in girl’s mouth. Oh! Now suck it.

3-EYED TURTLE: Staffing every hole of your chick’s body: thumb in ass, fingers in pussy, and dick in mouth

THE TORTOISE: Fucking an under-aged chick who has not developed pubic hair yet. You reach there before the hair (hare) did.

TLD: topless lap dance

THE TORTOISE: When you eat out someone who doesn’t have pubic hair yet – i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did.

TRICK: A term for both the act of prostitution and clients who buy this service.

TROPICAL WIND: When getting your asshole sucked out by a worthless tramp, you break win

WAKE UP CALL: Waking up in the middle of the night with the hard on of your life. You then turn to your fast asleep partner and dry fuck her ass into oblivion. The clincher to performing a wake up call is to act like nothing of the sort happened in the morning. E.g. “Sweetheart, what’s that on your back?”

THE WALRUS: Pour your love seed in your girl’s mouth. Then pinch her lips at center along with nose. Enjoy the jizz to dribble out of the sides of her mouth, thus the teeth of the walrus

WESTERN GRIP: While jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use, hence, western.

THE WOODY WOODPECKER: Tapping your love stick on her forehead while she sucks your balls.