How To Monger Travel on the Cheap

It’s been said that the main reason people travel the world is to explore a nation’s culture. In this article I will teach you how to How To Monger Travel on the Cheap. Culture is an aggregate of all the beautiful things a nation can offer. And sex is one of the most beautiful things in the world. So always grab the opportunity to travel the world and get your fill of grandiose sex from Brazilian, African and Norwegian women who promise nothing but delight. Here’s how you can travel cheaply:

1. Notoriously Check The Airline Websites

Working on the beach The first tip would obviously be to go on budget airlines. Some people are very partial to using Adioso’s website to get those deals because the website is simple to navigate. Here’s a good tip for you: when booking tickets, the cheapest deals come out during these days, in this particular order:

Thursday
Wednesday
Tuesday
Saturday
Sunday
Friday
Monday

You should also remember that airline fare tickets change as often as a famous European veteran gigolo changes his clients. This means, the rate you can get this morning from the website of an airline might immediately change at midnight, so make sure to regularly check them. The Cebu Pacific Airways in the Philippines is known to post great airline ticket deals at midnight on their website, so you should check it out.

While lurking on your ex’s Facebook photos at midnight, maybe you could spend a few more minutes exploring Trip Advisor and read reviews of the airlines near your area that can get you the best ticket deals to the places where you can meet your drop dead nasty dirty one night stand.

Some people who have visited Trip Advisor got an amazingly clean and primely located $25 deal in Simpletel Hotel in Phuket, and you may be lucky enough to get that deal, too. Aside from TripAdvisor, Agoda.com is also a good place to book deals that you could not get from regular airline ticket websites. Discounts, points you can exchange for hotel credits and price comparison features are just some of the good stuff you can get from Agoda.com.

Good travel locations for which you can get cheap travel deals and get some hard-on sex going would be Thailand, Amsterdam and The Philippines. The airplane deals you’d get in budget-friendly rates always come with the guarantee that you “get what you pay for”, so you should be wary of that. However, Air Asia, Jet Star and Tiger Airways are known to be offer insanely cheap deals – around $65 drom Bali to Phuket – and offer high quality of service.

2. Hack Some Deals

Sexy Beach Girl The easiest way to get a good fuck is to be smart. The same thing applies with finding the cheapest ticket deals, and one way to apply smart thinking when looking for cheap flights is to do some basic Travel Hack. Travel hacks can be done through sites like Kayak, Skyscanner, Expedia, Farecast and Ebookers, but one clever personal travel hack you can find online is from. Authority blogs even feature stories where a traveller was able to fly from Malaysia to London for €98 (normally around €300) and from Caribbean to Ireland for €320 (€600 on search engines) . A good travel hack is dependent on 3 key factors: Totally Flexible with time and location, Restriction to certain dates and restriction to specific location. A good way to maximize the travel booking system is by simply logging on to skyscanner, and for your destination, just type everywhere. Hit Enter, and Bingo! You now have all the destinations in the world that offer the cheapest rates. Anywhere in the world can be a place of sexuality and pleasure, so be creative with your cheap travel options and get the most out of your trip.

3. Do Not Forget The Basics So You Can Save Money

You want to save money from buying your basic needs in the country you’re travelling to. Toiletries, prepaid cellular cards, your mobile free-roaming phone, and appropriate clothes should be bought before you travel to your destination. You can’t expect to wear hard unsexy jackets and parkas that you own in your Western state to travel to a hot torrid climate such as Vietnam where the ladies you’re going to bang can’t handle that much covered clothing. Also, another tip is to get a Fetching Hat. A hat can be a protection against heat and looks trendy, making you more friendly and attractive to the ladies you meet. Make sure you always stand out, or make sure you do some Peacocking, where you don’t look like the locals and you look more stunning than the region you’re in.

Don’t also forget the phone that you’re gonna use to get the numbers of the ladies. Buy a local SIM card, unless you want to spend thousands for roaming charges. Also, now that you have your phone, try not to be too tacky and cheap when looking for girls. Sure, you can get numbers from the toilet but that says a lot about you more than the girl you’re contacting. But that doesn’t mean it’s a bad idea to contact the toilet girls, but either way, don’t forget your damn locally SIM card phone. Smartphone speakers, a good book for those offline hours when you can’t get electricity and a sturdy chained wallet with your personals and cold hard cash for condoms should not be forgotten.

4. Travel Cheaply but Safely

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Now that you’ve booked some good ticket deals, it’s time to consider another important factor when you travel cheaply: your safety. There are great places to meet and get wild with exotic women in the world, but not at the expense of safety. Be aware of local foreign office reports for the country being visited. Seek out backpacking rooms instead of hotels and hostels, and be aware that countries like that Iraq, Pakistan and Congo, among others, are big no-no’s for exploring wild foreign sex.

One good tip in travelling safely and getting some action going in your sex life is to go travel in very people-friendly places. Consider Vietnam, where the women are known to be having hairy legs and foreigners are deemed the hunted by the women pleasure seekers who tote with them books with English passages. Be careful with Culture Shock, though, when travelling cheaply in Vietnam. You can get cheap food in foreign hawker stores in the region, because the cost of living is low, but then you’d still risk getting Hepa C or other food-borne diseases.

Another good tip for you is to know that there are different kinds of travellers and one type appropriate for, say, Vietnam might not be in Australia. Knowing what type works in what country helps you to budget and tell which gadgets, toiletries, camp tools and kits you shouldn’t buy to travel to a location. For example, The Flashpacker Traveller – the one who always uses electronics like laptops, fancy camera, two iPad, iPhone tweakers and the works – can’t be expected to survive cheaply in some of the barangays in the Philippines where the electricity is unreliable and thieves lurk like the beautiful women of Amsterdam. Also, do not forget to update your insurance when you travel. For a safe travel in places where the region is filled with good must-see locations and Night Life bars, you should never forget to bring comfortable shoes, the way a Bum Traveller would do it.

If you want to hook up with women, you should always avoid being a bum traveller, the type of traveller who always skips going to places and gets his food in places where there’s high risk of contacting Hepatitis. In fact, if you want to really have fun and do it cheaply when travelling, get some hard good liquor in the local store in a region and enjoy your night splurging and meeting women in bars already drunk and ready to shank.

Sex work whilst mongering You can also save a lot when you do your travelling with a buddy, and even safer, too. But the problem with being a Buddy Traveller is that you get to visit places where a buddy might not want to go to. It’s hard to go to a Cambodian Marijuana Farmer and experience the life of a single man if your travel partner fears the lure of Hash. The commitment you have in staying in a place for the longest time might be hard to do when you have a partner.

There’s so much more to talk about travelling cheaply, but let’s not go ahead of ourselves. Try this basic set of tips first, and come back here in our website for more. That said, you should aim to being able to travel from Malaysia to London for €98 (normally around €300) and to the Caribbean from Ireland for €320 (€600 on search engines), and maybe fly to Gambia for just €89. With these tips and your cunning, travelling this damn cheap and meeting women for a night of dire dark fuck is possible.