Land Of Smiles - A Beginners Guide Part One

Bangkok: Soi Cowboy

The vast amount of things to do for men of our caliber might be a little intimidating for newbies. Even before arriving in Bangkok, you feel a tinge of excitement just by thinking of the place or its endless possibilities. We all probably have that one friend who has been to Thailand and returned with the most amazing war stories. Well let me put your mind at ease by saying that Bangkok is everything you expect it to be and then some. Getting around the three main monger areas is easy enough with the sky-train, save your pennies for the clubs and commute. Most areas are a small 5-minute walk away from their respective stations, or better yet check in at a hotel on Soi Cowboy or Nana plaza. Most hotels will allow you to bring guests into the premises so rest assured. This time we will just solely focus on Soi Cowboy.

Soi Cowboy

Imagine a street full of ladies just waiting for you to give them a little attention; it even gets to the point that it turns into somewhat annoying tugging. Don’t be rude, give a smile and decline but if you’re like me just go with it and enjoy every minute of it. A friendly grope here and there is free and it might just be what you need to click with a certain lady. No complains, because after all, they all know what you are here for. Soi Cowboy has been undergoing constant renovation and is a lot better than what it used to be. The clubs are cleaner and the overall look of the area has improved in so many ways.

Start your stroll with a drink at Tilac Go Go, Soi Cowboy is very popular with expat’s so it is very common to see other westerners there. Enjoy the show to get your blood running, but remember now our night has just begun, so don’t get too giddy and get a girl directly. But then again sometimes we need our pipes cleaned before hitting the town, so I would suggest you to get a relaxing massage with a happy ending. Walk across the road over Sukhumvit and check out Darling Massage. It’s 500 baht for the massage and if you want more just let your friendly masseuse know. You start off by picking a girl, their shifts change so make sure to check the place out at different times, after you’ll be led to your room to wait for your masseuse. Your mileage may very on how skilful the massage will be, I mean the girls are trained to massage other muscles and I don’t mean your back. The usual rate is 200 baht for a hand-job and about 1000 for the complete package.

After your massage, I would suggest dropping by Spice Girls on Soi Cowboy. The drinks may be a tad bit on the expensive side, but the quality of girls on stage more than makes up for it. I like to start my adventures in Bangkok with a bang, so I usually start of here and pick a stunner. Once you have established a deal you are free to go back to your hotel or go around enjoy the nightlife. Depending on the time, I usually opt to have a few drinks with the girl to liquor and loosen her up. Thai girls love to play the shy type so just be friendly even though communication might be a little hard. Make her feel comfortable and at ease now, trust me it will pay off once you get back to your hotel. Keep in mind that even the biggest cum guzzling whore on the block will play the shy card so just go with it, use it to your advantage. Round things up and proceed to your hotel once you feel that she has loosened up a bit, if your lucky this wont take more than one or two drinks. Upon arrival at your hotel, make sure that you keep all valuables safely stored to ensure a clear mind when fucking your newfound friends brains out.